QUESTIONS FOR CHRIS:

• How do I get out of future family holidays without being on the "bad child" list?
• We're all encouraged to be authentic, right? What if I'm an authentic bitch or asshole?
• How does one "harvest" leather smell?
• What smell do you really like but would be embarrassed to be caught smelling/sniffing?
• I'm a soon to be uncle; what should I get for my first niece, nephew?
• When the life expectancy was 30ish, were high school sophomores having mid life crises?
• What is the song "Pulling Mussels from the Shell" by Squeeze actually about?
• When do I know he's the one?
• Would it be good for me to stay in business school?
• How soon do I wait to do butt stuff?
• Are we living in a multi-universe?
• If eyes are the window to the soul, where is the back door?
• Grapes or bananas?
• Would sex be as enjoyable if it weren't for Catholicism?
• How many licks does it take to get to the center of the universe a woman?
• Does NASA do things the right way?
• Did you ever have feelings for your babysitter and if so, did you ever make a move?